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Top Readed Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 757 |  |
| 2 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 657 |  |
| 3 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 388 |  |
| 4 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 244 |  |
| 5 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 178 | |
| 6 | It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 173 | |
| 7 | Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners | 165 | |
| 8 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 157 | |
| 9 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 149 | |
| 10 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 146 | |
| 11 | Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon? - Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes | 135 | |
| 12 | Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes | 135 | |
| 13 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 126 | |
| 14 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 125 |  |
| 15 | Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 121 | |
| 16 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 118 | |
| 17 | What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 115 | |
| 18 | seven course meal - |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes | 112 | |
| 19 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes | 110 | |
| 20 | A fortune teller - A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 101 | |
| 21 | Eat the watermelons - |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...Read the whole joke |
Farming Jokes | 101 | |
| 22 | Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 100 | |
| 23 | A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 100 | |
| 24 | What's the best thing about turning 65? - What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 97 | |
| 25 | Tips to improve your writing - |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes | 94 | |
Random Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | English vs Ebonics - English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three f...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes | 13 | |
| 2 | This must be heaven - |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 36 | |
| 3 | A policeman was patrolling near midnight... - A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 7 | |
| 4 | If Dell ran Christmas... - |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 22 | |
| 5 | How do you drownd a blonde? - How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 9 | |
| 6 | Trust a fellow officer - |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes | 9 | |
| 7 | men chasing women - Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes | 30 | |
| 8 | The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 28 | |
| 9 | Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 27 | |
| 10 | TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX - 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can ...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 8 | |
| 11 | A young boy came home from school and told his mother... - A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 10 | |
| 12 | sperm - Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes | 37 | |
| 13 | Writing to Grandma - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes | 11 | |
| 14 | New son-in-law - A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 13 | |
| 15 | Bill Gates picks his own punishment - |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 15 | |
| 16 | What are you doing, Tommy? - Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 11 | |
| 17 | On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 8 | |
| 18 | A girl called the police department and reported that... - A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 5 | |
| 19 | Welcoming to America - |When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there w...Read the whole joke |
Ethnical Jokes | 10 | |
| 20 | One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party... - One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 10 | |
| 21 | Did you know Sex is a crime? - Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 12 | |
| 22 | NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE - NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individua...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes | 16 | |
| 23 | Eye sex - A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 10 | |
| 24 | From the life of the insane - Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 11 | |
| 25 | Blonde's memo to her boss - TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes | 11 | |
Top Voted Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 657 | |
| 2 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 118 | |
| 3 | Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 76 | |
| 4 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 78 | |
| 5 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 28 | |
| 6 | A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 100 | |
| 7 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 65 | |
| 8 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 34 | |
| 9 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 88 |  |
| 10 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 125 | |
| 11 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 81 | |
| 12 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 757 | |
| 13 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 388 | |
| 14 | If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 22 |  |
| 15 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 39 | |
| 16 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 46 | |
| 17 | Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 64 | |
| 18 | Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 58 | |
| 19 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 55 | |
| 20 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 146 | |
| 21 | rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 39 | |
| 22 | horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 57 | |
| 23 | bear and a rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 37 | |
| 24 | Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 31 | |
| 25 | Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 34 | |