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Top Readed Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 1747 |  |
| 2 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 1455 |  |
| 3 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 1129 |  |
| 4 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 997 |  |
| 5 | It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 905 | |
| 6 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 708 |  |
| 7 | Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon? - Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes | 604 | |
| 8 | Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes | 575 | |
| 9 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 562 | |
| 10 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 562 |  |
| 11 | Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes | 529 | |
| 12 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 523 |  |
| 13 | Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 501 | |
| 14 | Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners | 485 | |
| 15 | Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes | 482 | |
| 16 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 481 | |
| 17 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 477 | |
| 18 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 443 | |
| 19 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 436 | |
| 20 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes | 425 | |
| 21 | What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 409 | |
| 22 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 406 | |
| 23 | Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus... - Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 397 | |
| 24 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 382 | |
| 25 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 371 | |
Random Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | A gentler way - At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
War Jokes | 56 | |
| 2 | Freudian Slip - Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 34 | |
| 3 | A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were... - A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 42 | |
| 4 | Alice is in UNIX land - |"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice poin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 36 | |
| 5 | The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new... - The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 40 | |
| 6 | Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes | 101 | |
| 7 | A Drunk Scottsman - There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners | 127 | |
| 8 | Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 127 | |
| 9 | Sleep late! - |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 143 | |
| 10 | Childhood Diseases - Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 30 | |
| 11 | One Last Night - One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes | 42 | |
| 12 | Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder - Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 46 | |
| 13 | One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and... - One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it ...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 43 | |
| 14 | Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito? - Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 35 | |
| 15 | During the Mexican/American war... - During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic Jokes | 40 | |
| 16 | What do you call a blonde with white eyes? - What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob...Read the whole joke |
Blonds Jokes | 35 | |
| 17 | Unsanitary conditions - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes | 32 | |
| 18 | Is there a God? - Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 100 | |
| 19 | On their wedding night the husband was so self... - On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that bef...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 42 | |
| 20 | On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 28 | |
| 21 | Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him... - Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I c...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes | 39 | |
| 22 | President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game... - President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the gam...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes | 34 | |
| 23 | What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 50 | |
| 24 | Tuba jokes - |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 132 | |
| 25 | Driving home very drunk - |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes | 98 | |
Top Voted Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 562 | |
| 2 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 481 | |
| 3 | Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 265 | |
| 4 | Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 322 | |
| 5 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 436 | |
| 6 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 382 | |
| 7 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 334 | |
| 8 | A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 319 | |
| 9 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 320 | |
| 10 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 246 | |
| 11 | What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 203 |  |
| 12 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 1747 | |
| 13 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 371 | |
| 14 | Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 330 | |
| 15 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 523 | |
| 16 | Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 260 | |
| 17 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 234 | |
| 18 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 356 | |
| 19 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 997 | |
| 20 | A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 312 | |
| 21 | May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 241 |  |
| 22 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 357 | |
| 23 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 1455 | |
| 24 | If Radio Shack made toasters... - If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 241 | |
| 25 | A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and... - A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 255 | |