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Top Readed Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Colombian computer joke - Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 2524 |  |
| 2 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 2141 |  |
| 3 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 1848 |  |
| 4 | It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 1805 |  |
| 5 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 1344 |  |
| 6 | A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 1270 |  |
| 7 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 1230 |  |
| 8 | Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon? - Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke |
Sports Jokes | 1214 | |
| 9 | Yo mama so fat... George Washington - Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes | 1043 | |
| 10 | Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 977 | |
| 11 | Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes | 912 | |
| 12 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 885 | |
| 13 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 872 | |
| 14 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 830 | |
| 15 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 795 | |
| 16 | What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? - What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 772 | |
| 17 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 764 | |
| 18 | What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke |
Science Jokes | 746 | |
| 19 | Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners | 735 | |
| 20 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes | 717 | |
| 21 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 714 | |
| 22 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 711 | |
| 23 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 689 | |
| 24 | Stop redundancy - |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke |
Language Jokes | 678 | |
| 25 | What is the meaning of life? - What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 637 | |
Random Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes | 196 | |
| 2 | I want to buy a golf ball - |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes | 93 | |
| 3 | Main Vice President - |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke |
Business Jokes | 81 | |
| 4 | An old man and an old lady are getting... - An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 93 | |
| 5 | A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 76 | |
| 6 | A dubious remedy - A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 68 | |
| 7 | In-class Assignment for Wednesday - This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:-------------------------------------...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 218 | |
| 8 | Equally qualified - Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American a...Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes | 67 | |
| 9 | A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 66 | |
| 10 | Invent artificial dogs - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes | 97 | |
| 11 | For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake... - For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting ol...Read the whole joke |
Relationships Jokes | 91 | |
| 12 | How is a woman like a road? - How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes....Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 81 | |
| 13 | men chasing women - Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes | 206 | |
| 14 | A minister was asked by a politician... - A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m...Read the whole joke |
Religion Jokes | 192 | |
| 15 | Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch... - Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes ov...Read the whole joke |
Politics Jokes | 92 | |
| 16 | Did you hear about the welfare doll? - Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work....Read the whole joke |
At Work Jokes | 91 | |
| 17 | A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall... - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 89 | |
| 18 | Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 189 | |
| 19 | yo mamma is so ugly... onion - Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry....Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes | 214 | |
| 20 | A couple of geezers were sitting... - A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes | 86 | |
| 21 | Julius Cheeser! - |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 82 | |
| 22 | bone specialist - He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes | 210 | |
| 23 | Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day... - Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ...Read the whole joke |
Situations | 87 | |
| 24 | You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant... - You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes | 76 | |
| 25 | Reduce national debt - |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke |
Real Jokes | 218 | |
Top Voted Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes | 885 | |
| 2 | Now thats lazy! - My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes | 714 | |
| 3 | Hired Help - A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 497 | |
| 4 | wooo mama! - One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 408 | |
| 5 | Whats a Australian Kiss.. - What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 544 | |
| 6 | Nun on the Bus - A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 795 | |
| 7 | What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World | 624 | |
| 8 | Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot... - Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 689 | |
| 9 | A mother-daughter conversation - A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to show her daughter...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 1270 | |
| 10 | A Modest Essay - A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 475 | |
| 11 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 537 | |
| 12 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 461 | |
| 13 | What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? - What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous | 445 |  |
| 14 | You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes | 2141 | |
| 15 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 609 | |
| 16 | Girl's School - The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 593 | |
| 17 | Old man's sperm cup - There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 830 | |
| 18 | It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks Jokes | 1805 | |
| 19 | Reload. - A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 500 | |
| 20 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 429 | |
| 21 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 587 | |
| 22 | In the beginning, God created earth and rested... - In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke |
Women Jokes | 1230 | |
| 23 | A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University... - A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn...Read the whole joke |
School Jokes | 548 | |
| 24 | May September Marriage - A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes | 452 |  |
| 25 | What is pink and moist and split in the middle? - What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!...Read the whole joke |
Sex Jokes | 193 |  |