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Top Readed Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 757 Rating:5 | Voted:1
2 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 657 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 388 Rating:2 | Voted:3
4 He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 244 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Now thats lazy!
- My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 178 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke
Drunks Jokes 173 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Greedy Kiwi
- This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 165 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 157 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's the definition of AIDS?
- What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 149 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 146 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
- Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....Read the whole joke
Sports Jokes 135 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Stop redundancy
- |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 135 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 126 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 125 Rating:6 | Voted:1
15 Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 121 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 118 Rating:10 | Voted:1
17 What is the meaning of life?
- What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 115 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 seven course meal
- |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 112 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Moving
- I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w...Read the whole joke
Situations 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Eat the watermelons
- |A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the lo...Read the whole joke
Farming Jokes 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Bigfoot
- Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 100 Rating:10 | Voted:1
24 What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke
Elderly Jokes 97 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Tips to improve your writing
- |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Random Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 English vs Ebonics
- English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three f...Read the whole joke
Ethnic Jokes 13 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 This must be heaven
- |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You'...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 36 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
- A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course. He drove ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 7 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 If Dell ran Christmas...
- |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 22 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do you drownd a blonde?
- How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke
Blonds Jokes 9 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Trust a fellow officer
- |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke
Police Jokes 9 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 men chasing women
- Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 30 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 The way he died
- A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke
Legal Jokes 28 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 27 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
- 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can ...Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 8 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 sperm
- Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!...Read the whole joke
Men Jokes 37 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Writing to Grandma
- |The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...Read the whole joke
Real Jokes 11 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 New son-in-law
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I w...Read the whole joke
Relationships Jokes 13 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke
Computing Jokes 15 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 What are you doing, Tommy?
- Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke
Children Jokes 11 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
- On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he tu...Read the whole joke
Religion Jokes 8 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...Read the whole joke
Situations 5 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Welcoming to America
- |When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there w...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
- One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as the...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Did you know Sex is a crime?
- Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke
Sex Jokes 12 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
- NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individua...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 16 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Eye sex
- A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doc...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 10 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 From the life of the insane
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you...Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 11 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Blonde's memo to her boss
- TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 11 Rating:0 | Voted:0


Top Voted Jokes

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke
Clean Jokes 657 Rating:10 | Voted:1
2 Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 118 Rating:10 | Voted:1
3 Whats a Australian Kiss..
- What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 76 Rating:10 | Voted:1
4 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
Animal World 78 Rating:10 | Voted:1
5 Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
- Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed in...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 28 Rating:10 | Voted:1
6 A Modest Essay
- A Modest Essay 3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE A...Read the whole joke
School Jokes 100 Rating:10 | Voted:1
7 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 65 Rating:10 | Voted:1
8 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
Kids Jokes 34 Rating:10 | Voted:1
9 Old man's sperm cup
- There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 88 Rating:8 | Voted:1
10 Racoon Joke
- Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 125 Rating:6 | Voted:1
11 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
Medicine Jokes 81 Rating:5 | Voted:1
12 In the beginning, God created earth and rested...
- In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 757 Rating:5 | Voted:1
13 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke
Computer Jokes 388 Rating:2 | Voted:3
14 If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 22 Rating:1 | Voted:1
15 A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and...
- A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would y...Read the whole joke
Science Jokes 39 Rating:1 | Voted:1
16 French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke
Instrument Jokes 46 Rating:1 | Voted:1
17 Vampire Bat
- A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 64 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Dog named Sex
- Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 58 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 55 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Difference between a cat and a dog...
- A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 146 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 rabbits chased by wolf
- Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 39 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 horse
- This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 57 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 bear and a rabbit
- A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 37 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 Do Elephants Ever Forget?
- Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 31 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Elephants and Cell-Phones
- Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke
Animal Jokes 34 Rating:0 | Voted:0