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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
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Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They getto "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anythingdirty with a "W" so she calls on him."Womb!", Little Johnny says."That's a good word, Johnny", teacher says. "Is that as in where babiescome from?" she asks."No", says Johnny, "That's the sound elephants make when they'rescrewing... you know, "Womb! Womb! Womb!"