Animal Jokes, Funny Jokes
Animal Jokes
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| 1 | The amazing flying dog - |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
77 |  |
| 2 | Two fools are about to go flying - |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 3 | A cat's dictionary - |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 4 | A game of animal football - |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 5 | He is a very smart dog - |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 6 | There was just a dog fight - |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 7 | You could feed them a lot faster - |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 8 | I'll use my seeing eye dog - |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 9 | Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 10 | The story of the bats - |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke |
72 | |
| 11 | Worries about mad cow disease - |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 12 | Steven Wright on dogs - |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 13 | Three very tough mice - |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 14 | A good chess player - |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 15 | A very insulting parrot - |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 16 | A snail buys a fast new car - |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 17 | A guide to walking tigers - |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 18 | These chickens want books - |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 19 | A frog calls a psychic - |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 20 | They're boasting about race records - |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 21 | Purchasing a new bird - |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattenti...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 22 | Question and answer animal jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 23 | The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 24 | CHICKEN - Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 25 | The three legged chicken - A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 26 | Chucky goes to the movies - An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke |
125 | |
| 27 | 2 jokes - What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Animal Jokes
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| 1 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 873 | |
| 2 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 609 |  |
| 3 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 573 |  |
| 4 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 539 |  |
| 5 | Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 338 | |