Animal Jokes, Funny Jokes
Animal Jokes
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| 1 | King of the Jungle - Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke |
81 |  |
| 2 | elephant sex - Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 3 | Moles - A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke |
244 | |
| 4 | Legion Camel #3 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 5 | Legion Camel #2 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 6 | Legion Camel #1 - A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
122 | |
| 7 | Grape and Elephant - Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke |
124 | |
| 8 | Got Any Grapes? - A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke |
124 | |
| 9 | Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke |
113 | |
| 10 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
609 | |
| 11 | There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 12 | A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
139 | |
| 13 | I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred - Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
127 | |
| 14 | Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
132 | |
| 15 | Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
124 | |
| 16 | bear and a rabbit - A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops o...Read the whole joke |
165 | |
| 17 | horse - This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!...Read the whole joke |
253 | |
| 18 | rabbits chased by wolf - Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. Aft...Read the whole joke |
168 | |
| 19 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
873 | |
| 20 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
573 | |
| 21 | Dog named Sex - Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has be...Read the whole joke |
184 | |
| 22 | Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
338 | |
| 23 | The 2 Hunters - These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke |
110 | |
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Popular Animal Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Difference between a cat and a dog... - A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 873 | |
| 2 | Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 609 |  |
| 3 | Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 573 |  |
| 4 | Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 539 |  |
| 5 | Vampire Bat - A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes | 338 | |