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1 Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
- Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke		 76 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice...Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,...Read the whole joke		 162 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Stick your tongue out...
- Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now c...Read the whole joke		 127 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?...Read the whole joke		 99 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from...Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke		 76 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th...Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke		 79 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Michael Jackson and the doctor...
- Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto thei...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Solve the riddle
- Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has on...Read the whole joke		 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
- What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke		 Celebrities Jokes 332 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Three wishes
- It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a...Read the whole joke		 Celebrities Jokes 279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
- Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds....Read the whole joke		 Celebrities Jokes 228 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke		 Celebrities Jokes 227 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...
- Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I su...Read the whole joke		 Celebrities Jokes 226 Rating:0 | Voted:0