Children Jokes, Funny Jokes
Children Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
711 |  |
| 2 | Scholarly discussion - A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little...Read the whole joke |
221 | |
| 3 | A good student - It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke |
256 | |
| 4 | Anybody Home? - A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the m...Read the whole joke |
227 | |
| 5 | What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? - What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 6 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
429 | |
| 7 | First grade romance - An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How...Read the whole joke |
200 | |
| 8 | Drawing God - A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked ar...Read the whole joke |
242 | |
| 9 | What's the best form of birth control after 50? - What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke |
212 | |
| 10 | Sad revelations - A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" t...Read the whole joke |
238 | |
| 11 | Little Johnny tried out for the school play... - Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke |
232 | |
| 12 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
280 | |
| 13 | A novel grasp on marriage - The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke |
197 | |
| 14 | A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters... - A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke |
209 | |
| 15 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
314 | |
| 16 | A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal... - A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke |
195 | |
| 17 | A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing... - A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke |
221 | |
| 18 | Two children are in a doctor's waiting room... - Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 19 | Fair Punishment - Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't d...Read the whole joke |
213 | |
| 20 | A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home... - A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke |
251 | |
| 21 | A real bastard - A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke |
183 | |
| 22 | What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? - Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 23 | To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails... - To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke |
155 | |
| 24 | One day a boy asks his dad... - One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 25 | The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and... - The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke |
219 | |
| 26 | A small boy was lost, so he went up... - A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke |
177 | |
| 27 | Where is the French border? - "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
194 | |
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Popular Children Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 711 | |
| 2 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 429 |  |
| 3 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 316 | |
| 4 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 314 | |
| 5 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 280 | |