Children Jokes, Funny Jokes
Children Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | A fortunate coincidence - John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke |
81 |  |
| 2 | My dog ate my homework - "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her ha...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 3 | The little boy comes home from school and asks mom... - The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 4 | Missed the word - "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 5 | A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest... - A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 6 | Their true intention - One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 7 | Get married - Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask ...Read the whole joke |
128 | |
| 8 | Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl... - Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question....Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 9 | A small boy is sent to bed by his father... - A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 10 | Beautiful -- in a sentence - The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use ...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 11 | Little Johnny sat playing in the garden... - Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 12 | Bitter end - Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.L...Read the whole joke |
143 | |
| 13 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
316 | |
| 14 | Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night... - Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 15 | Wear your collar backwards - Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 16 | Fun fun fun worry worry worry - A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worr...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 17 | One of my first evenings back from overseas... - One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 18 | A little period - The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 19 | Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid... - Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 20 | A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked... - A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 21 | Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks... - Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 22 | A little boy did not go to school one day... - A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 23 | Count till fifty - The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like "cunt" and "cock" scrawled all over the bla...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 24 | Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom... - Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 25 | At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate... - At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 26 | Mom, can little girls have babies? - Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,"Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 27 | Quick and clear - A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
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Popular Children Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 717 | |
| 2 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 430 |  |
| 3 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 316 | |
| 4 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 315 | |
| 5 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 280 | |