Children Jokes, Funny Jokes
Children Jokes
| # | Title | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Following the sign - Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The o...Read the whole joke |
85 |  |
| 2 | Ear - Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The...Read the whole joke |
216 | |
| 3 | Gone fishing - Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the pr...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 4 | Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth... - Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 5 | A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic... - A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 6 | A new method - It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
137 | |
| 7 | A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother... - A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 8 | How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? - Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early....Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 9 | Who discovered North America? - Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 10 | A little boy and his dad are standing in line... - A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 11 | A lost skill - This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
161 | |
| 12 | A failed attempt - Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 13 | A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy... - A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 14 | Johnny, give me a sentence starting with... - Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little John...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 15 | How old am I? - A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how...Read the whole joke |
133 | |
| 16 | Like father like son - Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 17 | A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could... - A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 18 | Little Johnny was late for school... - Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 19 | Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit... - Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
113 | |
| 20 | Two kindergarten girls were talking outside... - Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 21 | A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim... - A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 22 | Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she... - Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 23 | Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with... - Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 24 | When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher... - When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 25 | After putting her children to bed, a mother... - After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 26 | A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner... - A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 27 | A young boy came home from school and told his mother... - A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
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Popular Children Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 717 | |
| 2 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 430 |  |
| 3 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 316 | |
| 4 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 315 | |
| 5 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 280 | |