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1	Everything we need - A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so...Read the whole joke	102
2	A priest is walking down the street one day when... - A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke	76
3	A poor little girl was begging in the street... - A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke	90
4	A young girl is with her dad at the barbers... - A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke	81
5	How do you make a gay baby cry? - How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass....Read the whole joke	103
6	Silly superstition - "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirtee...Read the whole joke	112
7	A little boy was excited about his first day at school... - A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke	96
8	A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as... - A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke	95
9	On Christmas morning a cop on horseback... - On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke	80
10	Little Johnny's mother decided to give... - Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke	84
11	Lick that - Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke	237
12	The last words - A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My ...Read the whole joke	102
13	Animal stuttering - Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon o...Read the whole joke	84
14	An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day... - An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you ge...Read the whole joke	102
15	A young mother paying a visit to a doctor... - A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...Read the whole joke	72
16	One day a teacher was teaching religion... - One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...Read the whole joke	85
17	A young female teacher was giving an assignment... - A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignme...Read the whole joke	78
18	A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders... - A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children tha...Read the whole joke	87
19	One day a little boy over heard his parents... - One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...Read the whole joke	88
20	In the back woods of Arkansas... - In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the...Read the whole joke	89
21	There is a child molester and a young boy walking through... - There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the bo...Read the whole joke	113
22	Homework - One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, "We're learn...Read the whole joke	191
23	A clear moral - One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke	112
24	The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game... - The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the studen...Read the whole joke	88
25	A lesson in ebonics - A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke	85
26	What are you doing, Tommy? - Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke	98
27	Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises... - Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke	100

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	717
2	One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	430
3	From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	316
4	Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	315
5	Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke	Children Jokes	280

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