Children Jokes, Funny Jokes
Children Jokes
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| 1 | A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a... - A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke |
81 |  |
| 2 | What is the difference between boogers and spinach? - What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 3 | Finding the right answers - Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him t...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 4 | A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children... - A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 5 | Little Johnny is in class. The teacher... - Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 6 | Matering checking - Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. ...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 7 | One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny... - One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 8 | What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? - What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
101 | |
| 9 | Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey... - Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly li...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 10 | Who signed the Declaration of Independence? - A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 11 | Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu... - Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher s...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 12 | A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group... - A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 13 | One day the teacher decides to play an animal game... - One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 14 | Little Johnny catches his parents going at it... - Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 15 | A man was taking his wife... - A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 16 | One day shortly after the birth of their new baby... - One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 17 | A circumcision - Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 18 | A necessary condition - There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke |
110 | |
| 19 | When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris... - When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 20 | Earn it hiking - A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 21 | Little Johny being literal - Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 22 | Once when Mary was young her school... - Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke |
68 | |
| 23 | One day in class the teacher... - One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 24 | How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn? - Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!....Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 25 | White Hoose - I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke |
108 | |
| 26 | After church on Sunday morning, a young boy... - After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke |
72 | |
| 27 | One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm... - One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke |
123 | |
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Popular Children Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 717 | |
| 2 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 430 |  |
| 3 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 316 | |
| 4 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 315 | |
| 5 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 280 | |