Children Jokes, Funny Jokes
Children Jokes
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| 1 | This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny... - This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke |
95 |  |
| 2 | A word play - A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke |
138 | |
| 3 | The Wisdom of Youth Never give up - The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 4 | Winnie The ???? - "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke |
160 | |
| 5 | PUPPY LOVE - PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little b...Read the whole joke |
222 | |
| 6 | Little Johnny -- being logical - Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 7 | The Hazards of Kicking the Cat - The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day ...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 8 | Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag - Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teache...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 9 | This guy and his girlfriend are fighting... - This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 10 | One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten... - One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 11 | Little Johnny comes home from school... - Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 12 | Little Johnny says to his mother... - Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 13 | Little Johnny walks into his primary school... - Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke |
93 | |
| 14 | Little Johnny was in class again... - Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 15 | Strict school - It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 16 | The real treasure - An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...Read the whole joke |
64 | |
| 17 | There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market... - There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to ...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 18 | THE IRS LETTER... - THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of ...Read the whole joke |
153 | |
| 19 | A wish for Christmas - A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 20 | A little girl came running into the house crying... - A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 21 | Old enough for cursing - Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 22 | What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? - What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 23 | Backward Santa - As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Chris...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
| 24 | A little girl and a little boy were at day care... - A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke |
94 | |
| 25 | History through the eyes of the eighth graders - The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade th...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 26 | Mom took little johnny to the doctor... - Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...Read the whole joke |
78 | |
| 27 | Little Johnny is coming home from the store... - Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke |
111 | |
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Popular Children Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? - Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 717 | |
| 2 | One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother... - One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 430 |  |
| 3 | From Us... - The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 316 | |
| 4 | Alphabet - Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 315 | |
| 5 | Better than playing doctor - Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzi...Read the whole joke |
Children Jokes | 280 | |