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#	Title	Hits
1	The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke	144
2	Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke	174
3	God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke	131
4	Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke	138
5	Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke	123
6	Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke	114
7	Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke	280
8	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	1753
9	Chinese and Spielberg - A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke	109
10	A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke	125
11	Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke	125
12	.....olympics - Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke	143
13	Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds! - There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d...Read the whole joke	115
14	50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator - 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke	122
15	45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall - 1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke	114
16	Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell - 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ...Read the whole joke	106
17	How To Be Annoying (A Guide) - Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke	113
18	You know you drink too much coffee when... - 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-...Read the whole joke	112
19	Accountants and Engineers on a Train - Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke	117
20	You Know You're Out Of College When... - 1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke	108
21	10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble - 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke	91
22	Death becomes nerd - A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke	116
23	a nerd, a nude, and a bike - A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke	119
24	irish ... light bulb joke - How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ...Read the whole joke	109
25	Jump out of the plane! - An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi...Read the whole joke	108
26	What's on your back? - A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke	116
27	Mohammed and Douglas Adams - Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke	108

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	1753
2	Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	280
3	Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	174
4	The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	144
5	.....olympics - Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre...Read the whole joke	Clean Jokes	143

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