Comedian Jokes, Funny Jokes

Comedian Jokes, Funny Jokes

Comedian Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke	979
2	Pray for a bike - When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke	237
3	Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke	235
4	Inflatable high heels - I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke	205
5	Gas Station - Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke	247
6	My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke	369
7	Paddy - I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke	460
8	THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke	184
9	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	885
10	Escalators - An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke	321
11	Protesting - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke	336
12	Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke	236
13	IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke	348
14	Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke	367
15	Gas Stations - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke	235
16	HMO - My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke	331
17	Surgery - I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke	364
18	Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke	200

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	979
2	Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	885
3	Paddy - I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	460
4	My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	369
5	Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke	Comedian Jokes	367