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1 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
- 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...Read the whole joke		 215 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
- TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke		 247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 If Operating Systems Were Beers
- DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...Read the whole joke		 190 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Internet Test
- Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty w...Read the whole joke		 201 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Microsoft ad space
- Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Window...Read the whole joke		 207 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Computer Crashed
- My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean ...Read the whole joke		 222 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
- Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke		 233 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Program Manager
- A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd...Read the whole joke		 194 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Now thats lazy!
- My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke		 715 Rating:0 | Voted:10
10 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke		 2532 Rating:0 | Voted:2
11 Addicted To Computers
- Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...Read the whole joke		 223 Rating:1 | Voted:0
12 If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke		 174 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Tech Glossary
- 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke		 229 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
- Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke		 183 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Computer Dictionary Part I
- BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke		 193 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 imigration test
- You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke		 237 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Colombian computer joke
- Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...Read the whole joke		 Computer Jokes 2532 Rating:2 | Voted:4
2 Now thats lazy!
- My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke		 Computer Jokes 715 Rating:10 | Voted:3
3 TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
- TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke		 Computer Jokes 247 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 imigration test
- You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke		 Computer Jokes 237 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say
- Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke		 Computer Jokes 233 Rating:0 | Voted:0