Computers Jokes, Funny Jokes
Computers Jokes
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| 1 | Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! - Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Thank you for the emails - THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | The Irish Virus - An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade - Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? - Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95... - Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a... - We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated? - Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and... - I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | The Y-Zero-K Problem - The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Chain Letter Type IV - Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Chain Letter Type III - Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Chain Letter Type lI - Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | There are four basic types of chain letters: I - There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center... - A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | If Wang made toasters... - If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | If Cray made toasters... - If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... - If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Does DEC still make toasters?.. - Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | If Apple made toasters... - If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | If Microsoft made toasters... - If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | If IBM made toasters... - If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to... - Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? - What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky... - Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Acronyms - PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Computers Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Acronyms - PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes | 180 | |
| 2 | The Irish Virus - An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes | 127 | |
| 3 | Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! - Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes | 127 | |
| 4 | Thank you for the emails - THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes | 117 | |
| 5 | If IBM made toasters... - If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers Jokes | 114 | |