Computers Jokes, Funny Jokes
Computers Jokes
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| 1 | A talking Frog - A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement - IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 - ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car - A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE - Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Computer Ease! - Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS - TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations - Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Subject: Gullibility Virus alert - TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | The hunting season - This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | A mother was teaching her three year old daughter... - A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Microsoft Market Penetration - Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology - Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Is Windows a Virus? - Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Virus Alert - Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | USENET Parody - USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | A helicopter was flying around above Seattle... - A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Software Development Process - Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Definition of Programmer - Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Befuddled PC Users... - Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic Fro...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | PC Manifesto V3.0 - The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans - The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Millennia Year Application Software System - Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-w...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | The Story of Micro and Mini - The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: - Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide ...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Human DNA Code (C) God - God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Computers Jokes
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| 1 | Acronyms - PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! - Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | The Irish Virus - An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade - Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Thank you for the emails - THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
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