Computing Jokes, Funny Jokes
Computing Jokes
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| 1 | Microsoft versus GM - |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer ind...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | AOL addiction poem - |My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay bu...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | 100 Buckets of Bits - |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to gr...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | The power of shifting - |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Definition of Windows - |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Top nine reasons computers must be female - |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Gender and computers - |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | User song and music - |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Surfing the Internet - |Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | The computer prayer - |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Internet highway blues - |The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Ethical software group - |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Internet addictions - |Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Bought a bad computer - |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Graphics work too much - |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Computer used too long - |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Write your code in C - |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Computer problem report - |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | If Microsoft built cars - |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Internet can get worse - |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | What movies teach us - |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Computer acronyms list - |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Life cycle of software - |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Oh the Internet is slow - |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Type what I tell you - |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Computing Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Life cycle of software - |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 279 | |
| 2 | Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 255 | |
| 3 | Definition of Windows - |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 221 | |
| 4 | Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 214 | |
| 5 | Computer acronyms list - |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 211 | |