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Computing Jokes

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1 I have a keyboard error
- |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Fixing broken computers
- |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Purchasing furniture
- |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke		 111 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Changing number terms
- |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke		 95 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 A letter to the editors
- |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke		 113 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Windows 98 hourly tweaks
- |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 New product cuts stress
- |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Waiting on a long line
- |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Microsoft trademarks TM
- |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Microsoft renames itself
- |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear ...Read the whole joke		 86 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Newest MS computer game
- |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
- |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Abbott calling Costello
- |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke		 70 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke		 69 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Password selection rules
- |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Caring for floppy disks
- |ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in ...Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Computer history of the world
- |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there we...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
- |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yes...Read the whole joke		 69 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 A husband with a computer addiction
- |My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be...Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke		 75 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 A list of redneck computer terms
- |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke		 79 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner
- |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Ode to spell checkers
- |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 256 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 222 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 216 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0