Computing Jokes, Funny Jokes
Computing Jokes
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| 1 | I'm ignoring Y2K - |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | The programmer's cheer - |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Help stories from Tech Support - |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | The Windows Rejection Song - |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | You have an Internet addiction when . . . - |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs - |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Top ten signs you bought a bad computer - |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer - |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Computer lingo guide - |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Solution to the Y2K problem - |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Operating systems as beers - |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefu...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Real software engineers eat quiche. - |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Airplanes running operating systems - |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Microsoft buys church - |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Bill Gates can choose his punishment - |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Actual calls to technical support - |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | The computer user's reboot poem - |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Programmer's drinking song - |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account - |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Real opcodes - |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | If University of Waterloo ran Christmas... - |They would immediately change the name to WatMas....Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | If Radio Shack ran Christmas... - |he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you c...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | If Timex ran Christmas... - |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... - |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | If Cray ran Christmas... - |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas... - |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | If Sony ran Christmas... - |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Computing Jokes
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| 1 | Life cycle of software - |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 279 | |
| 2 | Ode to spell checkers - |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 256 | |
| 3 | Definition of Windows - |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 222 | |
| 4 | Would you define OCR? - |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 216 | |
| 5 | Computer acronyms list - |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes | 213 | |