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Computing Jokes

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1 The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke		 117 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Error codes in Windows
- |WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke		 76 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Diary of a computer lamer
- |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke		 69 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Have a Microsoft Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Some possible computer bumper stickers
- |1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke		 73 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Mailing list users changing light bulbs
- |Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hund...Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 The problem is at your end
- |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Floppy disk care
- |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke		 75 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke		 86 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke		 216 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Bill Gates picks his own punishment
- |Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all et...Read the whole joke		 75 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Types of computer viruses
- |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 Life cycle of software
- |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 279 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Ode to spell checkers
- |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 256 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Definition of Windows
- |Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 222 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Would you define OCR?
- |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 216 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Computer acronyms list
- |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke		 Computing Jokes 213 Rating:0 | Voted:0