Doctor Jokes, Funny Jokes
Doctor Jokes
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| 1 | I often feel guilty - |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke |
209 |  |
| 2 | Better relationship - |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't...Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 3 | Doctors meeting - |A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 4 | Promoting an office - |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 5 | Scared sleeping - |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke |
224 | |
| 6 | Crazy people talk - |A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou...Read the whole joke |
204 | |
| 7 | Solving a problem - |A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a t...Read the whole joke |
209 | |
| 8 | How much for all night? - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
221 | |
| 9 | Loud, mad, or sad - |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test....Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 10 | Low self-esteem - |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
250 | |
| 11 | Trouble sleeping - |The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke |
210 | |
| 12 | Get me an ambulence now - |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 13 | Put me into a fighting mood - |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 14 | I think I need a pair of glasses - |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 15 | I would like to havea second opinion - |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke |
190 | |
| 16 | Doctor, should I file my nails? - |Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 17 | Problems remembering - |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
196 | |
| 18 | The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients - |1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient's suffering migh...Read the whole joke |
188 | |
| 19 | Driving exams worry me - |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 20 | You're in great health - |Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 21 | What is your problem? - |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
182 | |
| 22 | Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? - |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 23 | Does it hurt when you do this? - |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke |
206 | |
| 24 | We are the best of friends - |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 25 | I'm gaining weight doctor - |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke |
203 | |
| 26 | My wife is beating me - |David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play Scrabble!...Read the whole joke |
177 | |
| 27 | The bad and the worse news - |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Doctor Jokes
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| 3 | Low self-esteem - |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.H...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Scared sleeping - |Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I thin...Read the whole joke |
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