Drunks Jokes, Funny Jokes

Drunks Jokes, Funny Jokes

Drunks Jokes

#	Title	Hits	Rating
1	A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested... - A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke	97
2	The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test... - The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke	78
3	A rather novel way to... - A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke	85
4	Warning labels - If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke	77
5	Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop... - Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke	89
6	This guys is sitting at the end of a bar... - This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke	78
7	The sex talk - A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke	93
8	Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were... - Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke	89
9	At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy... - At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke	88
10	Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke	87
11	A fellow decides to take off early from work... - A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke	78
12	After a long pubcrawl... - After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke	88
13	The Eighteen Bottles - The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke	111

#	Title	Category	Hits	Rating
1	It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	1806
2	5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	423
3	Clearing it - A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	294
4	Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	289
5	A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut... - A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke	Drunks Jokes	249