Food Jokes, Funny Jokes
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Food Jokes
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| 1 | Wise cooking advice - |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Placing your order - |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Food quotes and quips - |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Bottle of Evian water? - |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Food laughs & humor - |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Bad convenience foods - |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | M&M Evolution theory - |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Caffeine addict quiz - |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | The bachelor's diet - |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | The results of a study - |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Thin People Don't - |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | We could have been here sooner - |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | I have a Microsoft waiter - |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Are caterpillars good to eat? - |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Food fight in a store - |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | An error publishing an article - |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Studying the twinkies - |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Sorry for eating the peanuts - |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | What is this? - |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books - |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Ice cream flavor galore - |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Purchasing power of burgers - |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Purchasing mailing lists - |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | You can now eat your own plate - |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Food Jokes
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| 1 | He's a real fun guy [fungi] - |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 1848 |  |
| 2 | What is this? - |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 253 | |
| 3 | Wise cooking advice - |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 247 | |
| 4 | Purchasing a turkey - |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 228 | |
| 5 | A great fruit cake recipie - |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes | 224 | |