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Funny Jokes
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| 1 | grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | You're so stupid... Police - You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Yo Family Is So Poor... - Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Knock, Knock... George Washington - Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Your Dad's Like Cement - You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Your Family Is So Poor - Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | you are so stupid... - You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Whoa! Shut your mouth!!! - Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | What's that thing on your Neck? - Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | family vehicle - your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | insults part 2 - He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | insults part 1 - He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | his mind - He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | bone specialist - He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | own mind - He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | yesterday's coffee - She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean....Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | pretty little head - She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little....Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | trip from beauty parlor - I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | face like a million dollars - You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | never forget a face - I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Do you like my new jacket? - Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Welfare - A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | How to Get A Good Night Sleep - By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas - Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Underwear is Important! - Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Funny Jokes
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| 1 | Moving - I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | his mind - He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Fireplace - You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | grammar correction - A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | How to Get A Good Night Sleep - By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...Read the whole joke |
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