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Funny Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 grammar correction
- A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke
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2 You're so stupid... Police
- You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke
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3 Yo Family Is So Poor...
- Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke
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4 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
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5 Your Dad's Like Cement
- You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke
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6 Your Family Is So Poor
- Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke
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7 Moving
- I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke
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8 you are so stupid...
- You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke
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9 Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
- Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke
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10 What's that thing on your Neck?
- Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke
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11 family vehicle
- your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke
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12 Fireplace
- You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke
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13 insults part 2
- He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke
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14 insults part 1
- He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s...Read the whole joke
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15 his mind
- He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke
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16 bone specialist
- He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke
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17 own mind
- He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?...Read the whole joke
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18 yesterday's coffee
- She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean....Read the whole joke
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19 pretty little head
- She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little....Read the whole joke
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20 trip from beauty parlor
- I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!...Read the whole joke
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21 face like a million dollars
- You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!...Read the whole joke
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22 never forget a face
- I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!...Read the whole joke
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23 Do you like my new jacket?
- Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though....Read the whole joke
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24 Welfare
- A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ...Read the whole joke
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25 How to Get A Good Night Sleep
- By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ...Read the whole joke
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26 Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
- Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....Read the whole joke
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27 Underwear is Important!
- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Moving
- I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 427 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 157 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 grammar correction
- A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 153 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 You're so stupid... Police
- You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 145 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 his mind
- He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ...Read the whole joke
Funny Jokes 141 Rating:0 | Voted:0