Gender Jokes, Funny Jokes


Gender Jokes

# Title Hits Rating
1 Dating hints for men
- |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say o...Read the whole joke
130 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Computers are male
- |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is alwa...Read the whole joke
106 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 50/50 relationship
- |How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!...Read the whole joke
111 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 man to do situps
- |What's the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes....Read the whole joke
114 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 exercise at the beach
- |How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke
138 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 seven course meal
- |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke
223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 I can do better than this!
- |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!...Read the whole joke
89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 man and E.T
- |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!...Read the whole joke
120 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 man's idea of housework?
- |What's a man's idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke
112 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Men and Parking Spots
- |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are h...Read the whole joke
109 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Roll of toilet paper
- |How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don't know - it's never happened....Read the whole joke
113 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 men and beer bottles
- |What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!...Read the whole joke
104 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Why are blond jokes so short?
- |Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke
105 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Bonds mature!
- |What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!...Read the whole joke
121 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 I.Q. of 50?
- |What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!...Read the whole joke
128 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 More M & M's?
- |Why don't men eat more M & M's?They are too hard to peel!...Read the whole joke
178 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Short gender joke
- |What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!...Read the whole joke
102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 A stolen credit card
- |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke
110 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Discussing finances
- |A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren'...Read the whole joke
114 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 The bum on a street
- |A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "W...Read the whole joke
108 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Men writing the rules
- |If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible...Read the whole joke
94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Tell about a haircut
- |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cut...Read the whole joke
122 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Christmas tree better
- |Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman" A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other C...Read the whole joke
108 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 The guide for women
- |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...Read the whole joke
105 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The guide to women
- |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE..... without you in it. DO I...Read the whole joke
111 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Short gender jokes
- |Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laund...Read the whole joke
94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 Men advising women
- |Advice From Men To Women...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'...If we're in ...Read the whole joke
96 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 seven course meal
- |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 223 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 More M & M's?
- |Why don't men eat more M & M's?They are too hard to peel!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 178 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 exercise at the beach
- |How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 138 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Dating hints for men
- |Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say o...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 130 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 I.Q. of 50?
- |What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 128 Rating:0 | Voted:0