Instrument Jokes, Funny Jokes
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Instrument Jokes
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| 1 | Harp jokes - |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half pl...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Harmonica jokes - |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
117 | |
| 3 | Guitar jokes - |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
142 | |
| 4 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
841 | |
| 5 | Flute jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
185 | |
| 6 | English horn jokes - |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 7 | Looking to buy - |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 8 | What is your IQ? - |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 9 | Which drummer? - |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 10 | Drum joke Q & A - |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke |
128 | |
| 11 | Clarinet jokes - |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
259 | |
| 12 | Cello jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke |
212 | |
| 13 | Bassoon jokes - |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke |
111 | |
| 14 | Bass jokes - |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
193 | |
| 15 | Banjo jokes - |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 16 | Bagpipe jokes - |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 17 | Accordion jokes - |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | A Choristers' Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line - |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoret...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
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Popular Instrument Jokes
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| 1 | French horn jokes - |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 841 |  |
| 2 | Oboe jokes - |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 353 | |
| 3 | Trumpet jokes - |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 333 | |
| 4 | The autograph book - |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 306 | |
| 5 | Saxophone jokes - |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes | 296 | |