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#	Title	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	249
2	Where in earth have you been! - \|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke	97
3	make a glow worm happy - \|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	107
4	which end of a worm is which - \|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke	110
5	police glow worm - \|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...Read the whole joke	93
6	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	138
7	Noah's Ark in an apple - \|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke	142
8	The Apple Corps! - \|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!...Read the whole joke	112
9	worm's favorite band - \|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!...Read the whole joke	111
10	Boring! - \|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke	120
11	looking for bookworms - \|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke	110
12	What's a glow worms favorite song? - \|What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke	93
13	He was de-lighted! - \|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke	97
14	Worm your way out of that one! - \|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!...Read the whole joke	91
15	A light meal! - \|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...Read the whole joke	98
16	Because they're wrigleys! - \|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke	95
17	Light ale! - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke	121
18	Have you ever tried worm pie? - \|What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...Read the whole joke	99
19	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	143
20	What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke	86
21	They can lighten your load! - \|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!...Read the whole joke	100
22	What did the maggot say to another? - \|What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke	99
23	A dirty kid! - \|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke	132
24	It's been nice gnawing you! - \|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It's been nice gnawing you!...Read the whole joke	95
25	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	213
26	cross a worm and an elephant - \|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke	96
27	The scum of the earth! - \|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!...Read the whole joke	96

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	249
2	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	213
3	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	143
4	Noah's Ark in an apple - \|Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	142
5	Maggot Thatcher! - \|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	138

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