Kids Jokes, Funny Jokes
Kids Jokes
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| 1 | glow worm unhappy - |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A maggot with attitude! - |What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 3 | Strawberry and tarantula jelly! - |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 4 | Paddy long legs! - |What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!...Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 5 | Darn it! - |What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!...Read the whole joke |
140 | |
| 6 | Four anti road protesters? - |What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 7 | A spinning wheel! - |What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 8 | Why are spiders like tops? - |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 9 | tarantula with a rose? - |What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 10 | Your spinning me a yarn here! - |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning ...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 11 | The newly web game! - |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 12 | chef found a daddy long legs - |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 13 | come to the webbing - |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 14 | cross a spider and an elephant - |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 15 | Spin doctors! - |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke |
111 | |
| 16 | Spiders! - |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke |
174 | |
| 17 | How do you spot a modern spider? - |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 18 | They have webbed feet! - |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!...Read the whole joke |
142 | |
| 19 | ride it to hospital! - |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 20 | He goes up the wall! - |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 21 | Why did the spider buy a car? - |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 22 | Why is the snail the strongest animal? - |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 23 | Where do you find giant snails? - |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke |
104 | |
| 24 | They use snail varnish! - |How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 25 | School dinners come on a plate! - |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 26 | Leave them to slug it out! - |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 27 | slugs leave a trail - |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Kids Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 464 |  |
| 2 | A bookworm! - |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 390 | |
| 3 | Sir! - |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 331 | |
| 4 | Light ale! - |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 316 | |
| 5 | Sleep late! - |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 280 | |