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#	Title	Hits
1	How slime flies! - \|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke	111
2	A snail with a housing problem! - \|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!...Read the whole joke	95
3	About one mile a day! - \|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!...Read the whole joke	79
4	I'll get you next slime! - \|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!...Read the whole joke	92
5	Reptiles! - \|What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?Reptiles!...Read the whole joke	95
6	In the croakroom! - \|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!...Read the whole joke	91
7	He simply croaked! - \|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke	102
8	A croak and dagger agent! - \|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke	79
9	Lollihops! - \|What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke	215
10	At the spawn shop! - \|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!...Read the whole joke	87
11	He had his own frog horn! - \|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke	82
12	Hop-scotch! - \|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke	217
13	Lily! - \|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke	133
14	A tadpole! - \|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!...Read the whole joke	157
15	Whats the world weakest animal? - \|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke	106
16	Morse toad! - \|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!...Read the whole joke	92
17	Hop on! - \|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke	114
18	A hot frog! - \|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke	120
19	Where do frogs keep their treasure? - \|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke	97
20	tadpole feel lonely - \|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!...Read the whole joke	95
21	Hoppalong Cassidy! - \|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke	103
22	Wart's new! - \|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke	198
23	You'll croak in no time! - \|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You'll croak in no time!...Read the whole joke	84
24	chameleon's motto - \|What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke	117
25	cross a frog with some mist - \|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke	82
26	An old croak! - \|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!...Read the whole joke	85
27	Why didn't the female frog lay eggs? - \|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke	86

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	464
2	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	390
3	Sir! - \|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	331
4	Light ale! - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	316
5	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	280

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