Kids Jokes, Funny Jokes
Kids Jokes
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| 1 | A toad with a machine gun! - |What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A lost frog! - |What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 3 | Star Warts! - |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke |
161 | |
| 4 | Hot croako! - |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke |
158 | |
| 5 | Finding half an apple! - |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 6 | A hoppercraft! - |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 7 | He bowled long hops! - |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!...Read the whole joke |
96 | |
| 8 | stamp out forest fires! - |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 9 | When it's becing toad! - |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 10 | Croaka-cola! - |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke |
157 | |
| 11 | The Brit Awarts! - |What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!...Read the whole joke |
106 | |
| 12 | Why did the lizard go on a diet? - |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke |
115 | |
| 13 | A frog with hiccups! - |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 14 | Swamp Lake! - |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke |
160 | |
| 15 | Why is a frog luckier than a cat? - |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 16 | He was un hoppy! - |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 17 | Kermit the Frog - |Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!...Read the whole joke |
134 | |
| 18 | Froglights! - |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke |
150 | |
| 19 | A bullfrog! - |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke |
133 | |
| 20 | Where do frogs keep their money? - |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke |
159 | |
| 21 | A golf blooded reptile! - |What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 22 | A croaker spaniel! - |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 23 | A croakus! - |What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 24 | How do frogs die? - |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 25 | They sit eggsaminations! - |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 26 | The Lizard of Oz! - |What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 27 | headmasters and bullfrogs - |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke |
92 | |
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Popular Kids Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 464 |  |
| 2 | A bookworm! - |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 390 | |
| 3 | Sir! - |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 331 | |
| 4 | Light ale! - |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 316 | |
| 5 | Sleep late! - |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke |
Kids Jokes | 280 | |