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Kids Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	It's croak-et! - \|Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!...Read the whole joke	156
2	Hide and squeak! - \|What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke	94
3	Hard cheese! - \|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke	159
4	Why do mice have long tails? - \|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke	92
5	A mouse organ! - \|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!...Read the whole joke	98
6	'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! - \|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!...Read the whole joke	94
7	play bingo - \|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...Read the whole joke	129
8	Because they squeak! - \|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke	101
9	What's up Pussycat! - \|What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke	103
10	Save a drowning mouse - \|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke	77
11	Hamsterdam! - \|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke	128
12	Mickey Moose! - \|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!...Read the whole joke	108
13	With a mouse warming party - \|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party...Read the whole joke	89
14	A mouse sandwich! - \|What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!...Read the whole joke	105
15	mouse's favorite record? - \|What's a mouse's favorite record?Please cheese me!...Read the whole joke	68
16	Bubble and squeak! - \|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke	79
17	Mouse code! - \|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!...Read the whole joke	163
18	For some light refreshment! - \|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke	98
19	A mouse-tache! - \|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!...Read the whole joke	93
20	A gerbil shepherd dog! - \|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke	108
21	Is there a mouse in the house? - \|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there's a moose on the loose!...Read the whole joke	82
22	A thin mouse! - \|What's the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!...Read the whole joke	105
23	When it's raining cats and dogs! - \|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke	79
24	A hamster! - \|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke	119
25	Three blind mice! - \|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!...Read the whole joke	96
26	Mousework! - \|What do mice do when they're at home?Mousework!...Read the whole joke	145
27	Sir! - \|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke	331

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	464
2	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	390
3	Sir! - \|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	331
4	Light ale! - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	316
5	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	280

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