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#	Title	Hits
1	Hickory hickory dock. - \|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke	94
2	fit over a bucket! - \|What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke	79
3	Cross mouse cards! - \|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke	98
4	Mouse Tse Tung! - \|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!...Read the whole joke	98
5	Julius Cheeser! - \|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!...Read the whole joke	82
6	Stalagmice! - \|What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke	212
7	Mice cubes! - \|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!...Read the whole joke	116
8	Miami mice! - \|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!...Read the whole joke	211
9	A mouse in a minefield! - \|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!...Read the whole joke	77
10	'Please cheese me'! - \|What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!...Read the whole joke	109
11	A mouseketeer! - \|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!...Read the whole joke	74
12	Mice Krispies! - \|What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!...Read the whole joke	93
13	cross a firefly and a moth - \|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke	84
14	Why was the moth so unpopular? - \|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke	79
15	A killer butterfly! - \|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...Read the whole joke	90
16	moth nibble a hole - \|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!...Read the whole joke	77
17	A mammoth! - \|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...Read the whole joke	194
18	Mothmatics - \|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!...Read the whole joke	185
19	rolling stones - \|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clo...Read the whole joke	100
20	What is a myth? - \|What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke	95
21	How do you make a butterfly - \|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke	79
22	mosquito go to the dentist - \|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!...Read the whole joke	70
23	mosquitos religious - \|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!...Read the whole joke	105
24	lawyer and a mosquito - \|What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke	96
25	Skin-diving! - \|What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke	100
26	A moose-quito! - \|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke	108
27	The Masked-quito! - \|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!...Read the whole joke	98

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	464
2	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	390
3	Sir! - \|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	331
4	Light ale! - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	316
5	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	280

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