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#	Title	Hits
1	mosquito and a fly - \|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!...Read the whole joke	75
2	A morese-quito! - \|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...Read the whole joke	98
3	A mosque-ito! - \|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!...Read the whole joke	143
4	tough mosquito - \|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!...Read the whole joke	94
5	Insect's favorite game - \|What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!...Read the whole joke	90
6	insects are so clever - \|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!...Read the whole joke	89
7	Stick insects! - \|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke	145
8	A pool table? - \|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?...Read the whole joke	106
9	He just beetled off! - \|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke	85
10	A rubbish bin! - \|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!...Read the whole joke	100
11	stool taken! - \|What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke	133
12	Where would you put an injured insect? - \|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke	84
13	Chimney Cricket! - \|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke	88
14	A grasshopper with hiccups! - \|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...Read the whole joke	89
15	Grasshopper than a cricket - \|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crick...Read the whole joke	104
16	grasshopper with no legs - \|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!...Read the whole joke	84
17	What is a grasshopper? - \|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke	86
18	Why did the fly fly? - \|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke	83
19	between a fly and a bird - \|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke	94
20	They where playing for the cup - \|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!...Read the whole joke	83
21	He was light fingered! - \|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke	81
22	Which fly makes films? - \|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...Read the whole joke	85
23	snap, crackle and pop - \|What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke	75
24	Got to glow now! - \|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!...Read the whole joke	94
25	keep flies out of the kitchen - \|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!...Read the whole joke	89
26	5 flies in the kitchen - \|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The o...Read the whole joke	88
27	How do fireflies start a race - \|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke	87

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	stop for a glow worm - \|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	464
2	A bookworm! - \|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	390
3	Sir! - \|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	331
4	Light ale! - \|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	316
5	Sleep late! - \|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke	Kids Jokes	280

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