Kids Jokes, Funny Jokes
Kids Jokes
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| 1 | Flea jokes 02 - |What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Flea jokes 01 - |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What i...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Fish jokes 06 - |Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Fish jokes 05 - |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Fish jokes 04 - |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Fish jokes 03 - |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Fish jokes 02 - |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Fish jokes 01 - |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | Farm jokes 10 - |Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Farm jokes 09 - |Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Farm jokes 08 - |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Farm jokes 07 - |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Farm jokes 06 - |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Farm jokes 05 - |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Farm jokes 04 - |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Farm jokes 03 - |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Farm jokes 02 - |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Farm jokes 01 - |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Elephant jokes 14 - |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | Elephant jokes 13 - |Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Becaus...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Elephant jokes 12 - |What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man w...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | Elephant jokes 11 - |What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call yo...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Elephant jokes 10 - |Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | Elephant jokes 09 - |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | Elephant jokes 08 - |What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it ...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Elephant jokes 07 - |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fi...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Elephant jokes 06 - |What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Kids Jokes
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| 1 | stop for a glow worm - |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A bookworm! - |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Sir! - |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Light ale! - |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Sleep late! - |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke |
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