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# Title Hits Rating
1 Downsizing
- Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke
297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke
243 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Holiday accomodations
- Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...Read the whole joke
192 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 More than a hundred percent
- Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint...Read the whole joke
209 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Welfare office
- A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke
215 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 New Lumberjack
- A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke
258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 The Perfect Worker
- The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke
186 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...
- Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...Read the whole joke
188 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What marketing is
- Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke
195 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...
- Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke
184 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Corporate Christmas
- ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...Read the whole joke
163 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
- The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke
185 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke
201 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke
222 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...
- Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke
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17 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
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18 A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke
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19 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X
- MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke
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20 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX
- Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke
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21 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII
- Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke
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22 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII
- Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke
196 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI
- Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke
173 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V
- Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke
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25 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV
- Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke
185 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III
- Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke
187 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II
- Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 305 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 303 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Downsizing
- Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 New Lumberjack
- A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 258 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke
At Work Jokes 243 Rating:0 | Voted:0