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At Work Jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Downsizing - Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke	150
2	An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke	129
3	Holiday accomodations - Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...Read the whole joke	106
4	More than a hundred percent - Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint...Read the whole joke	120
5	Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke	120
6	New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke	131
7	The Perfect Worker - The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke	111
8	Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went... - Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...Read the whole joke	103
9	What marketing is - Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke	113
10	Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke	101
11	Corporate Christmas - *************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*************...Read the whole joke	88
12	The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day... - The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke	96
13	A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has... - A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke	107
14	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	120
15	The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring... - The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke	95
16	Mrs. Jones is having her house painted... - Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke	99
17	The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke	85
18	A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing... - A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke	89
19	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X - MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke	106
20	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX - Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke	91
21	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII - Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke	93
22	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII - Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke	99
23	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI - Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke	93
24	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V - Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke	87
25	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV - Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke	77
26	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III - Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke	96
27	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II - Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke	98

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	Downsizing - Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	150
2	New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	131
3	An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	129
4	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	120
5	Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	120

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