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At Work Jokes

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1	George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I - George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. P...Read the whole joke	92
2	Telegram received from ex-employee - Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."...Read the whole joke	79
3	What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk? - What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with ...Read the whole joke	84
4	Did you hear about the welfare doll? - Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work....Read the whole joke	91
5	How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse... - Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A ...Read the whole joke	90
6	The company president called the chief security guard... - The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a comp...Read the whole joke	107
7	How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? - How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find...Read the whole joke	98
8	Work Environment - Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODU...Read the whole joke	189
9	How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van? - How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass....Read the whole joke	105
10	How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? - Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We've formed a task force to study the p...Read the whole joke	76
11	Your hair smells nice - A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediate...Read the whole joke	87
12	Doing the job right - Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job ...Read the whole joke	86
13	Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time... - Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting fo...Read the whole joke	95
14	BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY - BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"Dilbert: "Remember you h...Read the whole joke	82
15	The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired - The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that...Read the whole joke	73
16	A man goes to his bank manager and says... - A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...Read the whole joke	87
17	A succession of generations - The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. T...Read the whole joke	104
18	Sleep well - Life Insurance Agent:Don't let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake...Read the whole joke	230
19	Some professions - Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the r...Read the whole joke	110
20	Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English... - Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in t...Read the whole joke	97
21	A suitable transplant - A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the...Read the whole joke	112
22	When does a person decide to become an accountant? - Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charism...Read the whole joke	92
23	The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss... - The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be bos...Read the whole joke	90
24	A small analogy - Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ...Read the whole joke	70
25	A responsible applicant - Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you...Read the whole joke	73
26	What does it mean when the flag at the... - What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring...Read the whole joke	90
27	Duties will be the same - As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was tr...Read the whole joke	87

#	Title	Category	Hits
1	A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing... - A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	305
2	Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	303
3	Downsizing - Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	298
4	New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	258
5	An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke	At Work Jokes	243

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