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1 A lecture about English
- |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke
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2 Tips to improve your writing
- |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke
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3 Europe English
- |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua...Read the whole joke
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4 Poem of English
- |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like co...Read the whole joke
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5 Creative wording
- |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of exampl...Read the whole joke
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6 Stop redundancy
- |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke
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7 Canada America
- |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't...Read the whole joke
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8 Canada language
- |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y...Read the whole joke
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9 Alphabet letters
- |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen...Read the whole joke
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10 Santa's Wife
- |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke
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11 Santa's Helpers?
- |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!...Read the whole joke
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12 Quips & quotes
- |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home....Read the whole joke
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13 Spelling checker
- |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f...Read the whole joke
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14 English language
- |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le...Read the whole joke
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15 Amazing Anagrams
- |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come D...Read the whole joke
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# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Stop redundancy
- |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 678 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Tips to improve your writing
- |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 297 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Quips & quotes
- |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home....Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 296 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Santa's Wife
- |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus....Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 244 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A lecture about English
- |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl...Read the whole joke
Language Jokes 243 Rating:0 | Voted:0