Lawyer Jokes, Funny Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | Get away with murder - |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"He...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Tell the whole truth - |`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?'`...Read the whole joke |
99 | |
| 3 | Who handles cases? - |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 4 | Ask your question - |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify. A severe, no-nonsense profession...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 5 | What should they get? - |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 6 | Japan is in trouble - |Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke |
79 | |
| 7 | From another planet - |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled tha...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 8 | Arguing effectively - |How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 9 | I want to appeal a case - |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge:...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 10 | Leaving money for the dead - |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke |
69 | |
| 11 | Is there a way to thank you? - |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 12 | Who owns the cows? - |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ...Read the whole joke |
69 | |
| 13 | Were you ever arrested? - |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 14 | What is two plus two? - |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 15 | Lawyer's club - |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke |
112 | |
| 16 | I suppose I earned enough - |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as ...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 17 | When you know you must really be drunk - |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 18 | I want to take money with me - |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
81 | |
| 19 | Free advice at social affairs? - |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
| 20 | Space photography - |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
| 21 | What's your wife's name? - |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 22 | Trying to be impressive - |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 23 | What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 24 | What is his occupation? - |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 25 | How's business? - |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
77 | |
| 26 | Are you talking to me? - |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
75 | |
| 27 | Lawyers on a flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | Need a new lawyer - |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | So cold - It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Learning a lesson - |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke |
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