Lawyer Jokes, Funny Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | Actual stupid questions asked - |The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.Now d...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Question and answer jokes - |Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his nec...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | Consultation fees - |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The but...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | How Lawyers Do It - Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Brain Store - A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | Lawyer, police man, doctor - 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | Can't take it with you - Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | Lawyer's Birthday Gift - What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | So cold - It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | Lawyer Sky Diving - What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | Attack Dog - A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | Catfish vs. Lawyer - Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | Cement - Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | The Godfather - The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | Lawyer Statue - One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Two lawyers walking through the woods - Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Have a Drink - Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | Lawyer Means... - What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | half of everything - Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | a thief and his lawyer - Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | Lawyer vs Physician - A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | billy's father is a lawyer - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | Dead lawyer's grave - A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | dying woman needs brain - A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | 5000 dead lawyers - What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | Lawyers and sperm - What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | Old dying lawyer - A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Lawyer Jokes
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| 1 | Need a new lawyer - |Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you that his last good c...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Big ethical dilemma - |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave hi...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | So cold - It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Newest horror movie - |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Learning a lesson - |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke |
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