Legal Jokes, Funny Jokes
Legal Jokes
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| 1 | Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question... - Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
246 | |
| 3 | What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
244 | |
| 4 | Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
204 | |
| 5 | Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? - Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 6 | A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
190 | |
| 7 | The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking - The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
213 | |
| 8 | What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
206 | |
| 9 | What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
239 | |
| 10 | A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 11 | A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
192 | |
| 12 | Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to... - Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
197 | |
| 13 | Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
224 | |
| 14 | Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
189 | |
| 15 | Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
213 | |
| 16 | At night court, a man was brought in and set... - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
219 | |
| 17 | How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
216 | |
| 18 | The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 19 | In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller... - In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
219 | |
| 20 | Best advice possible - Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
219 | |
| 21 | An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
178 | |
| 22 | The scene is a dark jungle in Africa... - The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
202 | |
| 23 | Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
235 | |
| 24 | A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
194 | |
| 25 | Did you kill the victim? - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
196 | |
| 26 | What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 27 | That was an insult - A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Legal Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 246 | |
| 2 | What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 244 | |
| 3 | What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 239 | |
| 4 | Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 235 | |
| 5 | Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 224 | |