Legal Jokes, Funny Jokes
Legal Jokes
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| 1 | What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? - What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | What did the lawyer name his daughter? - What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | A man walks into a friend and sees... - A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | An old man was critically ill... - An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 | A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 | At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... - At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 | What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? - What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 | An airliner was having engine trouble... - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 | For three years, the young attorney had been taking his... - For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 | How are lawyers like sperm? - How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
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| 12 | A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... - A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 | What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? - What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 | Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche... - Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 | 45 or 82? - Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 | Question: What is 1 + 2? - Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 | Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? - Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
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| 18 | A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... - A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 | Marrying and divorcing in Heaven - It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 | A really cold morning - Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 | The first client - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 | The dog and the butcher - A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 | On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital... - On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 | A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife... - A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 | What is the worst thing about our justice system? - What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
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| 26 | How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2 - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
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| 27 | How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Legal Jokes
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| 1 | Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
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