Legal Jokes, Funny Jokes
Legal Jokes
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| 1 | What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
93 |  |
| 2 | What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 3 | Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 4 | Where lawers come from - An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 5 | A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
76 | |
| 6 | A precise location - Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 7 | WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC. - WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke |
98 | |
| 8 | Too good to be true - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke |
97 | |
| 9 | A local United Way office realized that... - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
67 | |
| 10 | Guilty - Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke |
106 | |
| 11 | Honesty is the best policy - A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke |
86 | |
| 12 | An older woman was in the pastoral study... - An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 13 | A lawyer named Strange died... - A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, ...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 14 | A guy in a bar - The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands...Read the whole joke |
100 | |
| 15 | If two lawyers were drowning... - No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only s...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 16 | Trial Of The Century - Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals ...Read the whole joke |
84 | |
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Popular Legal Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 244 | |
| 3 | What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 239 | |
| 4 | Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 236 | |
| 5 | Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
Legal Jokes | 224 | |