Medicine Jokes, Funny Jokes
Medicine Jokes
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| 1 | Can't remember - Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice th...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | This male prostitute contracted leprosy... - This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
229 | |
| 3 | Fred Dingaling - Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed ...Read the whole joke |
254 | |
| 4 | Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke |
390 | |
| 5 | Constipation problem - Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," s...Read the whole joke |
255 | |
| 6 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
1345 | |
| 7 | Not a foot - An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...Read the whole joke |
318 | |
| 8 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
587 | |
| 9 | What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke |
226 | |
| 10 | The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke |
211 | |
| 11 | Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke |
210 | |
| 12 | A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... - A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke |
199 | |
| 13 | John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital... - John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep e...Read the whole joke |
196 | |
| 14 | The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke |
200 | |
| 15 | A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary... - A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke |
178 | |
| 16 | A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says... - A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he t...Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 17 | What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke |
276 | |
| 18 | A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up... - A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke |
197 | |
| 19 | How do dentists become brain surgeons? - How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip....Read the whole joke |
203 | |
| 20 | The patient came into the doctor's office... - The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke |
224 | |
| 21 | Pneumonia - A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold. His doctor prescribed so...Read the whole joke |
221 | |
| 22 | A serious condition - A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ...Read the whole joke |
211 | |
| 23 | Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? - Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke |
406 | |
| 24 | Saving one of them - Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very m...Read the whole joke |
210 | |
| 25 | A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed... - A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f...Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 26 | An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke |
349 | |
| 27 | MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS - Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ ...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Medicine Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
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| 1 | This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 1345 | |
| 2 | What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 587 |  |
| 3 | Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? - Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for....Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 406 | |
| 4 | Broken leg - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 390 | |
| 5 | An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady... - An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office."We have come f...Read the whole joke |
Medicine Jokes | 349 | |