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1 When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke		 101 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is defference between man and Superman?
- What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears...Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Why don't men get mad cow disease?
- A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke		 120 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall...
- A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lo...Read the whole joke		 118 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke		 108 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 There was a young man from Kent...
- There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself tro...Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot...Read the whole joke		 92 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke		 130 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker...
- If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald f...Read the whole joke		 95 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke		 105 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 Why do men take showers instead of baths?
- Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke		 123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Which of the following lines will do a better job...
- Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke		 92 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke		 124 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke		 92 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke		 123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Why are men like blenders?
- Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
- Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ...Read the whole joke		 106 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 What's the ultimate rejection?
- Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke		 107 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke		 95 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
- What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline....Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What does a man and a floor have in common?
- Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a...Read the whole joke		 95 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 130 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 124 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 123 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 120 Rating:0 | Voted:0