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1 How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke		 82 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke		 80 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Why do men name their penis?
- Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke		 119 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 What do men dream of?
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st...Read the whole joke		 112 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
- If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. ...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Why do men name their penises?
- Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers....Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire...
- Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for w...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
- Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke		 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 Why do men die before their wives?
- Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke		 103 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke		 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have...
- Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Su...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type....Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business....Read the whole joke		 98 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi...Read the whole joke		 104 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 The Bachelor Diet
- The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while b...Read the whole joke		 68 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 Is he still wrong?
- If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he st...Read the whole joke		 84 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke		 102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip....Read the whole joke		 92 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Two confirmed bachelors sat talking...
- Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a c...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 226 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 224 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 219 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 206 Rating:0 | Voted:0