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1 These two guys had just gotten divorces...
- These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with wom...Read the whole joke		 83 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
- Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
- Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke		 97 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky...Read the whole joke		 105 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke		 99 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Man walks into a supermarket and buys...
- Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 p...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men...
- There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop"....Read the whole joke		 73 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 Men are like...
- Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great ...Read the whole joke		 112 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 Lots of words
- There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They'd be wrong, but yo...Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke		 91 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke		 77 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging....Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 Fatherly feelings
- One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ...Read the whole joke		 70 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 Alcohol vs Women
- A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke		 76 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 There was three guys, one with a rubber...
- There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.T...Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke		 94 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 Why do men like blonde jokes??
- Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
- Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Once some boys got together to play poker...
- Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe ...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 The way to a heart of a man
- The way to a man's heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife)....Read the whole joke		 75 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
- Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke		 77 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table ...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A fortunate twist of fate
- Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke		 71 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating....Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke		 85 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 226 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 224 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 219 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 206 Rating:0 | Voted:0