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1 What is a mans best friend?
- What is a man's best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for him....Read the whole joke		 82 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 Men come in three sizes...
- Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!...Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
- At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on...Read the whole joke		 72 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink...Read the whole joke		 84 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
- On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the b...Read the whole joke		 87 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out...Read the whole joke		 88 Rating:0 | Voted:0
8 How do men exercise at the beach?
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke		 71 Rating:0 | Voted:0
9 WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
- WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
10 Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
- why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...Read the whole joke		 81 Rating:0 | Voted:0
11 What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
- What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all....Read the whole joke		 100 Rating:0 | Voted:0
12 How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke		 93 Rating:0 | Voted:0
13 What kind of clothes are there?
- What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...Read the whole joke		 78 Rating:0 | Voted:0
14 How do you get a man to do situps?
- How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles......Read the whole joke		 92 Rating:0 | Voted:0
15 You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant...
- You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it...Read the whole joke		 76 Rating:0 | Voted:0
16 Two buddies get together and decide to...
- Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife...Read the whole joke		 68 Rating:0 | Voted:0
17 Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
- Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him...Read the whole joke		 99 Rating:0 | Voted:0
18 The Ideal Date
- IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 "Split the ...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
19 Ideal Seduction Line
- Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for ...Read the whole joke		 96 Rating:0 | Voted:0
20 Ideal Drinking Age
- AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 ...Read the whole joke		 103 Rating:0 | Voted:0
21 When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...
- When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl wi...Read the whole joke		 71 Rating:0 | Voted:0
22 CHECK THE BUFFETT!
- In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end t...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
23 SCHEDULE OF A MAN
- A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skippi...Read the whole joke		 102 Rating:0 | Voted:0
24 A degree at Life University
- A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in...Read the whole joke		 77 Rating:0 | Voted:0
25 The first engineer calls out to the other...
- The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies...Read the whole joke		 89 Rating:0 | Voted:0
26 What is so great about being a dick?
- What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains. 2) Two nuts follow you...Read the whole joke		 104 Rating:0 | Voted:0
27 What makes a man think he is so great?
- What makes a man think he's so great ? 1) He has a belly button that won't work. 2) He has tits ...Read the whole joke		 90 Rating:0 | Voted:0

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1 What's the best way to kill a man?
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tel...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 226 Rating:0 | Voted:0
2 What is a macho man?
- What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was f...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 224 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 219 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Baldness in Men
- As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man i...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 211 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke		 Men Jokes 206 Rating:0 | Voted:0