Military Jokes, Funny Jokes
Military Jokes
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| 1 | Tribute to the Marines - |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organ...Read the whole joke |
215 |  |
| 2 | Choose a punishment - |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke |
241 | |
| 3 | Painting shows it all - |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that ...Read the whole joke |
184 | |
| 4 | New chemical warfare - |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?...Read the whole joke |
256 | |
| 5 | Flying near Athens - |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that ...Read the whole joke |
228 | |
| 6 | Military Christmas - |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic e...Read the whole joke |
180 | |
| 7 | How far to the town? - |A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blister...Read the whole joke |
194 | |
| 8 | New officer efficiency - |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military of...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 9 | Physical training job - |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...Read the whole joke |
209 | |
| 10 | sailor's experience in the Army - |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...Read the whole joke |
243 | |
| 11 | Convince these students - |An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college students to join the V...Read the whole joke |
222 | |
| 12 | I am still falling - |A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling ...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 13 | Speak more precisely - |Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. "My sergeants are ...Read the whole joke |
205 | |
| 14 | Fishing on the lake - |A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. ...Read the whole joke |
194 | |
| 15 | High military ranks - |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to ...Read the whole joke |
236 | |
| 16 | Discuss track types - |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...Read the whole joke |
172 | |
| 17 | An inferiority complex - |Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex.""Nothing I can ...Read the whole joke |
198 | |
| 18 | Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
237 | |
| 19 | Impressing the others - |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautifu...Read the whole joke |
199 | |
| 20 | Let's see the world - |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of...Read the whole joke |
214 | |
| 21 | Soldiers in Heaven - |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" prot...Read the whole joke |
202 | |
| 22 | Become more effective - |The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A serge...Read the whole joke |
187 | |
| 23 | Bring some more ammo - |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell. The p...Read the whole joke |
191 | |
| 24 | Brag about parents - |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke |
256 | |
| 25 | Chinese plane crash - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
185 | |
| 26 | Valid identification - |DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry...Read the whole joke |
183 | |
| 27 | Military work rules - |1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statemen...Read the whole joke |
207 | |
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Popular Military Jokes
| # | Title | Category | Hits | Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brag about parents - |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes | 256 | |
| 2 | New chemical warfare - |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes | 256 | |
| 3 | sailor's experience in the Army - |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes | 243 | |
| 4 | Choose a punishment - |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes | 241 | |
| 5 | Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
Military Jokes | 237 | |