Military Jokes, Funny Jokes
Military Jokes
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| 1 | China blames America - |China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated th...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | Battles on the sea - |The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. ship...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 3 | Chinese learned this - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
83 | |
| 4 | How Army policy began - |This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banan...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 5 | Military traditions - |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts w...Read the whole joke |
88 | |
| 6 | Apologizing to China - |Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane ...Read the whole joke |
85 | |
| 7 | New submarine Ensign - |The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.He was trying ...Read the whole joke |
107 | |
| 8 | A young naval student - |A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if ...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 9 | Finish overseas tour - |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opport...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 10 | Soldier stands guard - |A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unles...Read the whole joke |
109 | |
| 11 | Strange new battles - |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a r...Read the whole joke |
72 | |
| 12 | His military etiquette - |Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to ...Read the whole joke |
89 | |
| 13 | Misunderstanding terms - |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 14 | Piloting your plane - |An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls a...Read the whole joke |
102 | |
| 15 | Historic Custer battle - |The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leadin...Read the whole joke |
91 | |
| 16 | Daddy is going to war - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
103 | |
| 17 | Give us new missiles - |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet figh...Read the whole joke |
80 | |
| 18 | Army needs new recruits - |Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...Read the whole joke |
74 | |
| 19 | Marines and the police - |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 20 | Indian chief's signal - |An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He exami...Read the whole joke |
72 | |
| 21 | Give chocolate pudding - |First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First sold...Read the whole joke |
71 | |
| 22 | Commanding the dumb - |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right...Read the whole joke |
90 | |
| 23 | New weapon Chicken Gun - |Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun'Senate majority leader Howard H. ...Read the whole joke |
95 | |
| 24 | Lease nuclear weapons - |Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CN...Read the whole joke |
68 | |
| 25 | Landing at a hidden military base - |You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply ...Read the whole joke |
87 | |
| 26 | Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend - |The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engag...Read the whole joke |
82 | |
| 27 | Reward these soldiers for their work - |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Cr...Read the whole joke |
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Popular Military Jokes
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| 1 | Brag about parents - |An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 | New chemical warfare - |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 | sailor's experience in the Army - |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 | Choose a punishment - |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 | Army fitness report - |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke |
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