Military Jokes, Funny Jokes

Military Jokes

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1	Speaking with the general - \|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A Gener...Read the whole joke	86
2	My men are very brave - \|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who...Read the whole joke	90
3	Bragging about old times - \|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke	104
4	Recruiting any and all pilots - \|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting...Read the whole joke	92
5	Change your course now - \|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities...Read the whole joke	113
6	Giving very odd excuses - \|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily...Read the whole joke	91
7	Requesting a three day pass - \|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Ar...Read the whole joke	82
8	Giving sad news to a troop - \|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died y...Read the whole joke	90

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1	Brag about parents - \|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat."My dad is an engineer. He can do everyth...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	257
2	New chemical warfare - \|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	257
3	sailor's experience in the Army - \|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.Afte...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	243
4	Choose a punishment - \|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	242
5	Army fitness report - \|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)...Read the whole joke	Military Jokes	238